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Mayonnaise Chronicles

by Calvary Kevlar Cavalry

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1.
Soot Suit 03:43
i was sent here on a roller coaster out of nowhere remember light in the ground or around us in binary negative lifting above and between re-vaporizing everything and back into dust as a moon beam shone through to illuminate all of us ii can't laugh i think ii can i. i can can't i? i can.
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I can't predict the things that chang as I get older. I can't forget the things that make me Young. The system changes for the taming of disorder, And takes me trailing tightly by the tongue. Inches from the sun. I want to learn the silence of our fathers. I want to put our mothers to the test. To settle scores even when we're outnumbered And pierce their fearless leaders through their chests. Inches from their death. I go to work and make a little money. I spend it all on bills and drinks and gas. The grocery stores are filled with milk and honey. How our elders must have dreamt this in the past. Inches from their grasp. They say I'm a settlement because everywhere that I've been always crawls into my bones. My thoughts are sedatives, but only compelling if I destroy all that I own. But I won't cause I'm in love..........
3.
Candi 04:45
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Fun Family 03:02
will bill ever really walk again? his legs are built like broth and his stories are crippling. i heard mother calling him from a bullhorn in the bathroom. i am afraid the hill is too big i don't even think the sound got to him. sister shelly is out back fantasizing on a rocky mountain swing set and the neighbors are upset. she needs a therapist, so she insists. doesn't seem to me that that's what she needs bouncing on that trampoline so free and so high. sister shelly is out back fantasizing a rocky mountain sunset and the neighbors are obsessed. grandmothers molasses cookies there in the orange bin with some coffee to dip them in
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if i committed a crime i'd tell you once and i'd split the scene. of course, it's not the hipster invasion to which i'm referring to or..i'm not referring to where is your culture, where is your mind? are those really glasses? you aren't fooling anyone. give me something real here, brother. i'm just trying to be a decent human being tying me up won't make you any more free a choked choral remedy "please repost my copy-pasted platform. and don't forget! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME" ....time vampire fungi expiring etc leading to..and then leading to...
7.
Time Vampire 05:04
i'm time vampire will not expire untie fungi no time expires you fly away
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waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
9.
kingdom, phylum, class, order lazy days in hyper-space the synchronizing human race is speeding towards infinity, forgetting our simplicities off setting old realities. kingdom, phylum, class, order lazy days decaffeinates delivering tectonic plates hypnotized reality becomes unlike divinity swallowing bad dream diary forgetting and getting lost
10.
Bill Crudup 03:22
the reflection of you on the back of my guitar as you walk in between it and the television while you're vacuuming the carpet i see you starting to dance a most forgettable number. well i'm stuck gazing anyway. can't help but recalling when i look past your shuffle how the walls of your apartment are a terrible green in the day, my sweet jalepeno. how they ooze in the evening making us stick to the couch. sometimes i wish they were purple because, man i'd like to get out. being here with your for too long bends my mind up; i hung your frames up on the roof california dreaming wild avocado whimsical ride right off the shingles, plopped onto my side being here with your for too long bends my mind up. been in here with you far too long Billy Crudup. i heard the braves suck, rendezvous? some apparent dreaming i can't remember, drinking wine
11.
So Fabled 04:56
how far, how far from the floor is what surrounds and rounds at the wall? here i am so fabled in mine mind starred going around just fucked fire him tell him that i let him fear a little loss feeling lost among them

about

A concept album following the story of young JT on his journey that is eating mayonnaise out of his girlfriends buttox, which eventually leads to a crippling obsession with the stuff.

Come along for the ride of a life time! And this time, it's fat free!

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released October 18, 2010

Recorded mostly in the months of May, June, September, and October of 2010 at the Ranch.

Lyrics/Melodies/Vocals on "Inches" by Mitch Young

a guitar on "So Fabled" by Damon Baltuska

all others by Martin Swank

album cover by YoYuh.com

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